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Joke of the Day

"How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future."

"What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke? You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?"

"When a spambot tells you to click a link to take an IQ test, that *is* the IQ test."

"During lunch, what did one Soldier say to the other Soldier? Want some Turkey?"

"Mom: you failed your english test, didn't you? Me: who telled you?"

"I ordered my latte wrong at that new gypsy coffee place and now my shadow is a horse shadow"

"I'm confused, if all these rappers really are the genuine article like they claim, then who are all these phonies they keep talking about?"

"What do you call a German who is up themselves? A deutsche-bag"

"How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner."

"I did a poll on the percentage of EE student that have sex in their life, 2/50 say they have sex. 2 people lied. (its true, they told me after I ask who they have sex with)"