200401
Joke of the Day
"Doctor I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!"
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"What's the difference between new cops and old cops? New Cops: Belly with abs. Old Cops: Belly with Fats."
"Texts son - to come and hand me my drink 5 feet away God he's lazy, took him ten minutes to reply"
"Why can not Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black."
"I told my friend I was gay, then he turned his back on me. That was his first mistake."
"Best advice for men about women Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."
"ME: my therapist told me to stop talking about people as if they weren't here THERAPIST: [rubbing temples] i know"
"I heard there are strength in numbers... Try telling that to 6,000,000 Jews"
"Romans were rich, Romans had feasts! But for the love of god stay away from their priests!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH donald trump and hillary are stranded on a boat, and it sinks, so who survives? AMERICA"