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Joke of the Day

"Two people were kissing. After the kiss the guy says "" thanks for the bubblegum"" And the girl says "" oops!!! I have cough"""

"I've been dating a homeless girl So I've been dating this homeless girl. Things are getting pretty serious. She asked me to move out with her."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? He really had loco-motives."

"computer jokes Client to designer: ""It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."""

"I come from a long line of people waiting to get in."

"Need to get up early tomorrow so I've set my neighbor's leaf blower for 6 a.m."

"What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone? The Galaxy note 7"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice"

"How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long."

"""Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,"" we chant. Another agent appears inside the pentagram and screams. The dark lord feasts tonight."