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Joke of the Day

"Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal? They are both more enjoyable with dates!"

"I just found out insomnia is illegal in my home town. They call it resisting a rest."

"I know we're not supposed to say this, but our second black president looks just like our first black president to me."

"Bad puns are the best puns How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire? He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*."

"Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit? The Khajiit."

"People say eye contact is important when flirting, but when I put my finger in someone's eye they never seem to like it."

"What's a frog's preferred fastener? Rivet."

"What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner? They gave him the cold shoulder."

"While I'm not much of a cook, I know enough to cut sandwiches in triangles to make them taste better."

"I have never understood telephones ,i mean, how can sound travel at the speed of light"