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Joke of the Day

"What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night? Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny."

"what if Spider Man has to stop a crime in the countryside"

"Bill Cosby's business card... Sorry I missed you, I was in while you were out."

"If you're burglarizing a home and the owner walks in, defuse the situation by saying, ""I seriously love your place"""

"Wife: Your life insurance premium paid up? Me: Yeah. Wife: Good. Me: Why? Wife: No reason. Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: Here, taste this."

"What turns on mathematicians Big quantitties."

"Hey guys. Stop touching your wife's pregnant belly in pictures. We get it, you came in her."

"As far as my dog knows... ...dicks taste like peanut butter."

"Remember Doodle-Bob from Spongebob? So do I, guy was Sketchy as hell."

"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes... That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away AND have his shoes!"