169817
Joke of the Day
"The only sex a priest got on Friday... Was nun!"
Next Joke
"If you watch 2016 backwards, it's a heartwarming story of how celebrities can come back to life just by trending on the Internet."
"Fun new prank: Walk into a busy restaurant and call out the name of a rare Pokemon."
"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks"
"How to stop checking someone's Facebook page: 1. Delete your Facebook profile 2. Break your phone 3. Give away your laptop 4. Die"
"Well, son, when a man loves a woman very much he expresses that love by slowly transforming into a human sloth."
"Today I asked my mom what she did for a living, she replied ""I'm a headmaster"". To which my dad replied ""yeah she is"""
"I handed a blind guy a sheet of sandpaper. He said he couldn't read the fine print."
"What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!"
"My fortune cookie says ""You will attain the highest levels of intelligence."" Does anyone know where I can find fedoras for cheap?"