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Joke of the Day
"The only sex a priest got on Friday... Was nun!"
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"I hate being happy because it makes my tweets suck."
"I made love to a girl in quicksand. That was the only time she went down on me."
"Which whale makes the best sexual partner? One that will humpback!"
"My books fell on my head last night.... I only have my shelf to blame. :("
"What is a cation afraid of? A dogion"
"What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat? A Neko."
"A dyslexic agnostic stays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog."
"[couples therapy] Mrs: he's too handsy, always touching me all over... Mr: [who is an octopus] I CANT HELP IT LINDA IM LIKE 90% HANDS..."
"""Twilight"" is the timeless story of a girl who must choose between ripped abs or clingy dependency."