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Joke of the Day

"COP: Did the suspect have a birthmark? MARK: He's alive so I'm assuming he had a birth, yes."

"Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!"

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

"Why did the polygons of Geometric Grove disapprove of their new triangle neighbor? He was a degenerate triangle."

"What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? They both get picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then come back for more."

"A List of Shitty Jokes 1. This joke. 2."

"I invented a new word... Plagiarism."

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where to put the cucumber."

"Why was the women unable to leave the boutique? She couldn't find the Dior"

"A pedophile, a rapist, and a priest walks into a bar He orders a drink."