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Joke of the Day

"Parent/Child conversation tweets are always so cute & sweet! Thought I'd try one: 18: Can I borrow the car? Me: No Wasn't that adorable?!"

"Last Christmas I bought my mother-in-law a Jack Daniels t-shirt having previously told me she enjoyed encounters with spirits. She looked angry and said ""I'm a medium"" Bullshit!! XXL fit her perfect!"

"How do you make holy water? You just take normal water and boil the hell out of it."

"Hellen Keller Jokes What's long and black? every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity? Someone left a plunger in the toilet"

"Doctor: this might hurt a little bit Me: okay Doctor: i like you, but only as a friend"

"I don't know what ""swag"" is, but I was just told Justin Bieber & Lil Wayne both claim to have it. So, I'm assuming it's not talent."

"If you're angry at somebody and subtweeting them and it's not me please add ""Not you Jim."" at the end. Thank you."

"I like my coffee how I like my tea Like my coffee"

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 12"

"What did the 8 say to the 0? Hey, fatty"