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Joke of the Day

"The best things in life are free. Like your neighbor's wifi, their morning paper & their liquor cabinet while they're away, for instance."

"John Fogerty's ""Centerfield"" makes no sense. I'm pretty sure he'd fly first-class."

"popcorn, or as cerebral smart minds such as myself refer to it 'popped corn', is the number #1 food of watching things"

"Why is Trump so keen to build a wall to keep out Mexican rapists? He's afraid of the competition."

"If a Hammerhead Shark met a Nail Tail Whale.. Would they..Hit it off?"

"I made a belt out of a bunch of watches, But my friends told me it was a waist of time"

"My cat sleeps on the refrigerator... I get to see her every 30 min"

"I adopted a cat but it turned out that my daughter is allergic to cats So, I am giving her away for adoption. She's 7 and she's in second grade"

"I just burned my Hawaiian pizza in the oven I guess I should have put it on aloha setting"

"Life just isn't fair sometimes. Woman can sell it but men can't even give it away."