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Joke of the Day
"How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century? Two Chainz."
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"What is the first sign of AIDS? Sharp pounding sensation in your ass."
"Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan? We had two practices in 1945"
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"I am not sure NSFW should apply here, because I am not convinced any one on twitter actually fucking works."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil."
"I masturbated in the shower... I just wanted to come clean. Came up with this earlier, I guess it could've been relevant in /r/showerthoughts"
"I want to make an iPhone 5 Joke But its too long"
"Nothing sets a bad precedence like your boss catching you actually working."
"What's the difference between my dick and my paycheck? I don't have to beg my wife to blow my paycheck."