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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend thinks I'm a pedophile.... Eh but what would she know, I mean she is only three."
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"I was bit by a radio active spider so now I wear a rubber suit, swing around like a monkey and use karate, you know, like a spider."
"Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says ""I'll have an H2O"" The second one orders a beer."
"Would the person who has been writing my horoscope please lighten up."
"What do you get when you cross a male chicken with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know"
"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he neverlands"
"I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer"
"Two nuns went on a bike ride... ...and one says to the other, as they turn down a side street ""I've never come this way before!"" And the other replies ""yes! It's the cobblestones!"""
"A small village soup chef tried to make a bit of extra money on the side, selling boullion cubes laced with marijuana... It was the laughing stock of the whole town."