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Joke of the Day

"What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up? Is this some sort of yolk?"

"What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck my sandwiches before I eat them."

"Certain religions condemn eating pig meat. They're against the idea of cannibalism."

"I hate people with erectile dysfunction no hard feelings"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a gym teacher? A pizza can actually feed a family of four."

"What do you call the study of food prices? EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics."

"After getting out of jury duty, it dawned on me that our nation's trials are decided by 12 people too stupid to get out of jury duty."

"Why do Indians get cremated at very religious places? Because they all have a ""Vera Nice Sea"". (Say it out loud)"

"Yo momma so fat, when she wants to take a bath... She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water."

"What does a robot do after sex? Nuts and bolts"