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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know"

"A screwdriver walks into a bar... The bartender sees it and shouts out, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The screwdriver gets excited and says, ""You have a drink named Larry?"""

"The oldest joke in the world: ""How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?"" You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

"I don't want to play a band instrument at school because I only get F minor"

"Kids these days be like.. Hashtag, you're it"

"Why is it whenever we see a police car, we drive like we have 10 kilos of cocaine and a stolen baby in the car?"

"I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you."

"*gets home from game* ""whoa what happened to your eye"" I was on the Kiss Cam ""oh she wasn't into it?"" with the t-shirt cannon guy's daughter"

"What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone."

"Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? There was a Lil Wayne outside"