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Joke of the Day

"I was bit by a radio active spider so now I wear a rubber suit, swing around like a monkey and use karate, you know, like a spider."

"A blind walks into a bar He said ""Aw!"""

"Michael Cera probably apologizes and gives back cars in Grand Theft Auto"

"Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted? Some blame it on the conductor."

"What's the difference between a fence and Ellen Pao One knows how to link properly."

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminist can't change anything."

"There are three things I can never remember.... There....um....uh....dang it! I forgot!"

"Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.. A fake name and a fake number."

"I make my children listen to people like Pink Floyd and Bob Marley so they learn the difference between Chris Brown and music."

"I'm half Irish and half Jewish, so... I'm drinking if you're buying."