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Joke of the Day

"If you think grammar isn't important, well, it's."

"Steve Jobs Maybe he was so disappointed with the new iPhone, that he died."

"I'm going to get crucified for this joke, but here goes... I am the son of God"

"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."

"A cowboy goes into a shop to buy condoms Cowboy: ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah.. She's purty good lookin'....."""

"MY DATE WHO IS A SQUID: What movie should we see? ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*"

"popsicle stick joke. Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?"

"Coworker: I need someone in the backfill position Brain: Do. Not. Say. Anything. Me: um hopefully you fill the gap soon Brain: oh dear"

"Cheese shop exploded Thankfully I was only hit by da brie"

"Three men walked into a bar Thought one of em had seen it."