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Joke of the Day

"I'd submit a joke about the World trade center building But 9/11 Americans wont get it."

"I really like the concept of train tickets. It's an idea I could get onboard with."

"Follow your dreams, into traffic."

"Did you know there is a town in Pennsylvania with the same same as one of the Great Lakes? It's eerie."

"""It's summer! Yay! No more school shootings!"" American children."

"Had a trip to the Docs I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said ""Can u describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""

"I'm at my most insecure when asked if I want to save changes made to a document when I am sure I did not make any changes at all."

"In a land with no pockets, the man with the fanny pack is king."

"Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box She sat on Pinocchio's nose and said ""Lie to me bitch!"""

"What do you call a black prince? A british tank you racist."