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Joke of the Day
"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant... ...But then I changed my mind"
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"Me to My Neighbour we get it. you can hold your breath (*looks at watch*) for 19 days. Quit showing off and come out of that pool."
"8y:thank you for the present grandma ....: no need.. 8y: that's what I thought too but mum said I have to"
"""I'm not racist but..."" - Britain"
"What do you call an Irishman with a dangerous bacterial infection? A leperchaun! :D"
"I was tired yesterday and now I'm tired again today I'm retired"
"How do 2 psychics greet each other? ""Hello, how am I?"" ""You're fine, how am I?"""
"How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context? *Why* would you like fries with that?"
"Why do people wish they had a nickel for every time something happens instead of 5 MILLION DOLLARS?"
"I bet you the first person to invent puzzles was a woman that ripped up a picture of her husband."