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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot? Normal"

"I like my beer like i like my violence... Domestic"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"A joke I thought of: I don't know if fo' sho' means ""for short"" or ""for shore"", but I like to think that people are being overly nautical."

"Well, lookie there. Bring a cheesecake to a gunfight and suddenly EVERYBODY wishes you'd brought a knife."

"How does Donald Trump plan to silence the terrorists? Muzzle 'em"

"Frieza may be cool... But his brother is Cooler!"

"What happens when a nun becomes pregnant? They fire a Canon."

"Macbeth.docx That's a play on word"

"Eat food with the fridge open in front of the other food to establish dominance as well as prepare for the next feeding."