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Joke of the Day

"I'd be super embarrassed if people saw my google history but only because its all words I should really know how to spell by now"

"What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich? Everything. These two objects have nothing in common."

"Do you think Apple's next phone will be a 6S?"

"Chain link fence gates will have their revenge on speeding 80s getaway cars."

"What would you call a terrible piece of gold? Absolutely Auful!"

"Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher? It wasn't her job to educate people."

"At first I thought drag racing games would be difficult.. Turns out, they're pretty straight forward."

"What's Mozart doing? decomposing."

"Serbian Math What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire? One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo"

"What do you call a white man flying a plane? Clive, usually."