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Joke of the Day

"What's Mozart doing? decomposing."

"""I'm a great listener."" - The US government on a first date."

"What's Donald Trumps favorite juice? Orangu-Tang"

"Why did the Reddit cross the line?"

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't at least 10% off"

"Mike Tyson's biggest problem was he never had a strong male role model growing up. Mike's dad walked out on the family very early on, after Mike raped him."

"Blowdryer Incident Bob's wife caught him blow-drying his pecker this morning and asked him what the hell he was doing? Apparently, ""heating up your breakfast"" was not the right answer!"

"She: We are having my mother For dinner tonight? Me: But darling i'm a vegetarian. . how can i eat her?"

"That's Odd. I can't even."

"If I had a pound for every time i misunderstood an expression... I'd way a fucking ton!"