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Joke of the Day
"Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher? It wasn't her job to educate people."
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"A funny thing to do when someone's dog barks at you is say, ""I don't speak dog,"" and then when they leave the room, speak dog fluently."
"There is a new app. that tells you how smarter your dog is. Here's how it works :- If you bought the app. your dog is smarter than you."
"Something is good and/or bad and makes me happy and/or angry. Please copy and paste this as your status update if you agree and/or disagree."
"Had a lot of chemistry with my high-school science teacher."
"I married an amputee last week She single handedly changed my life"
"What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late."
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an acronym? An acronym stands for something"
"When I play fighting games I press random buttons and hope for the best."
"What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill? Hope you're ready for the next episode"