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Joke of the Day
"What would you call a terrible piece of gold? Absolutely Auful!"
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"Facebook memories are a great way to see how fat you've gotten."
"Young man cashier: Ma'am, if you don't mind me saying, you have really beautiful eyes. What I heard: Ma'am"
"My GPA is underwater I Guess you could say it's below C-level"
"I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said ""Hi Jack."" He shot me."
"The fastest and most deadly land mammal is a woman who has noticed another woman flirting with her man."
"you don't need to thank everyone on facebook for your birthday messages, they were not sincere."
"Where do you find a liberal at a convention? In the far left corner!"
"LEGALIZE MEDICINAL MURDER"
"What did the son corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?"