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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich? Everything. These two objects have nothing in common."

"""See you later alligator"" ""In a whilst crocodile"" -why we fought the British for independence"

"Getting to know someone is a lot like making toast; don't do it in the bathtub."

"Just bought a Jehovah Witness Advent calendar... Every time you open a door, a voice tells you to fuck off."

"A man walks into a drug store... And asks the druggist for two boxes of condoms. The druggist asks ""do you need a paper bag with that?"" To which the man replies ""hell no, she's good looking!"""

"Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award? Everything gets recycled."

"What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers"

"Dear Santa , before I try to explain, just how much do you already know?"

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a shit."

"How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months."