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Joke of the Day

"snow ice or cold puns I wanted to see everybody's best ice snow or cold puns,"

"Just took a bite of a gluten-free slice of pizza & my stomach made a sad noise & I was all ""I know, buddy. I know."""

"Fellas, If you kill a spider while you're at her place, congratulations. You will be having sex. P.S. Bring a spider."

"It would suck being run over by a limo because it would take twice as long."

"TIL Only three types of mammals go through menopause. The Blue Whale, The Beluga Whale, and You're Mom"

"I like my slaves how I like my coffee. Free."

"Steven Gerard has finished his book about his football career, the problem is that he hasn't got a Title..."

"How did the Roman feel when he cannibalized his nagging wife? Glad-he-ater"

"Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there."

"I also have a Vampire joke, but I won't tell it to you. Because it sucks."