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Joke of the Day

"What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation? He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye."

"what did 1 floating british boat say to the other i believe its about high tide for some tea"

"What do you call a fat Mexican? A Juan-Ton"

"What do you call a lonely orator? A master debater."

"Made a reverse chain letter that said 'delete this email or you get bad luck!' and then deleted it without sending. Then I called it a day."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him."

"What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion? Seeing your ex."

"What do you call an Asian woman on the moon? an Astronaut"

"Why do midgets love playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls."

"What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? Coincidence on 34th Street"