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Joke of the Day
"Velcro... That's a rip off"
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"[interview for fireman] ""So why do you think you're a good fireman?"" I lit the building on fire ""What?"" Now watch as I try to put it out"
"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.... Zing!!"
"""Laughter is the best medicine"" -doctor who failed med school"
"I once asked my friend from New Zealand to count how many girlfriends he's had Shortly after attempting to do so, he fell asleep."
"I heard this really funny joke about procastination I'll post it later"
"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? Beacuse he was to ""far out man""."
"I don't trust stairs They are always up to something."
"What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water? ""It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."""
"Based on my calculations I can retire about 5 years after I die."