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Joke of the Day

"I got my kid a cat as a present, but it died before X-mas... Now I'm stuck taking care of a cat"

"What do you call a def, Mexican Superman? No hero"

"Dim light bulbs or bright light bulbs? Watts the difference!"

"Weird Question in Exam Q) What do you find in cells? My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology."

"I NEED A JOKE! I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS THE RIGHT SUBJECT BUT I REALLY NEED A JOKE THAT INCLUDES -a farmers field -a pack of dogs -burning house -a hospital -set in the nighttime Thanks so much"

"I'll sleep when I'm dead. I'll sleep tonight as well. There's also a pretty good chance I'll take a nap soon."

"Texan: So where you from? Harvard graduate: The kind of place where we don't end our sentences with prepositions. Texan: Where you from jackass?"

"What's better than roses on a piano? Two-lips on your organ"

"What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask? The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!"

"Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit? To the morgue."