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"""Lord of the Rings"" seems like kind of a racist book. It doesn't even have a Tolkien black guy."
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"I won't do standup right now... Let me wipe my ass first."
"I've been trying to find my girlfriend's killer for the last month. Nobody's agreeing to do it."
"A tree falls in the woods ... and no one is around to hear it, how is it I.T's fault. Because I.T didn't move the woods into the cloud."
"What day does the egg fear most? Fry-day"
"My air fresheners for insane people got turned down... They said there wasn't any cents in making scents for people who don't make sense"
"I'm going to name my son Red so he'll grow up to be a wise sportswriter or the prison inmate who knows how to get things. Hopefully both."
"What do you call an unsuccessful Jewish pirate? Les Goldman"
"I spend more time hitting the damn snooze button than I do snoozing."
"What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party? Falafel and hummus."