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Joke of the Day
"A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stall... and says ""make me one with everything""."
Next Joke
"[Sunday morning] *congregation of Catholics disagrees with priest and walks out of church* - mass unfollowing"
"Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head."
"I'm never a more ineffective parent than when I accidentally make threats that rhyme."
"A cannibal passed his friend in the woods."
"I wonder why the ingredients on a snickers wrapper says ""May contain almonds."" What, is the guy who drops in the almonds a slacker?"
"What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe? Kilometery Cyrus"
"Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures? Because they always try to mess with his nails."
"Bruce Jenner Why don't more people call, Bruce Jenner, TransJenner?"
"Why was the piano teacher arrested? He kept fingering A minor."