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Joke of the Day
"A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stall... and says ""make me one with everything""."
Next Joke
"So my uncle is starting a summer camp... It's for kids about to be molested."
"I'm officially unsubscribing from r/Jokes I'm sick of all the dumb puns, I'm quitting cold turkey Happy Thanksgiving people"
"Today's Favorited tweet is tomorrow's Facebook update."
"*looks at selfie* ""Hmmm I need more flattering lighting"" *tries again inside an unlit abandoned coal mine* ""ahhh much better"""
"Relationship status: held a door open for a girl, so she used the other one"
"What's the best lake to go motorboating? Lake Titicaca"
"TIFU by using disinfectant wipes on my ass. Just joking!"
"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper up to a mile away"
"I was going to write a novel but I may just print out all my tweets and dedicate it to my parents not loving me enough."