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Joke of the Day
"Your mother is like a repost. No one wants or likes her, but almost everyone uses her."
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"Hey guys, does anyone have an averagely long horror story that just ends in a pun? Any comments appreciated!"
"The loop of Internet sites we repetitively check up on while procrastinating is worse than crack."
"Knock, knock... Tim Buckt."
"What did number 2 say to number 1? you're an odd fellow"
"What's online, about to comment, and very judgmental?"
"What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano? D-flat"
"A man goes to see his doctor. Man: Doc, I need to get some birth control for my daughter. Doctor: Is she sexually active? Man: No. She just lays there like her mother."
"Nowhere is it more evident That the middle finger IS a suitable mode of communication Than when driving to work"
"My mom always told me to be nice to the neighbors So I told my best friend to suck his own dick"