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Joke of the Day

"A cheetah stalking its prey would be jealous of the way I pounce on the Skip Ad button on YT once the 5 seconds are up."

"What is the speed of sex? 68... because at 69 you have to turn around"

"There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says You man the guns, I'll drive'"

"Girlfriend asking her Boyfriend about her looks Girlfriend: ""Am I pretty or ugly?"" Boyfriend: ""You're both."" Girlfriend: ""What do you mean?"" Boyfriend: ""You're pretty ugly."""

"To anyone commenting you don't have any chest hair Tell them it does not grow on steel"

"Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza? Not Jack's."

"If a quiz is quizzicle, then what is a test?"

"Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range."

"How do you REALLY confuse a gay person? Eight."

"You're a big internet fan arn't you? Yes I really get a buzz out of it!"