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Joke of the Day
"To anyone commenting you don't have any chest hair Tell them it does not grow on steel"
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"I'm thinking about buying a Volkswagen Beetle just so I can be the reason why people keep getting punched."
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"ME: Mexican food does NOT agree with me BURRITO: Correct. Your thoughts on middle eastern power structures are banal and imperialist at best"
"I just got a part in the movie Cocaine It only has one line."
"I dunno but if I was a ""doctor to the stars"" I sure wouldn't be bragging about it these days"
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Tellings your parents you're gay."
"Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life? He had no leg to stand on."
"Diarrhea runs in your genes."
"The coolest thing about the last Hobbit movie was knowing it was the last Hobbit movie."