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Joke of the Day

"Could you please tell me what a slightly better alternative to a pokeball is? That'd be great."

"What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream? Are you surebert?"

"I only have eyes for you. We sold out of skin swaths & teeth a couple hours ago. Last few eyes are in that bucket. (50% off bruised ones.)"

"Why couldn't the blacksmith use lead to create the lock? Because it would have Lead(II) trouble."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? that's not funny! >:("

"You know you are a Physics nerd when.... Yo mamma so fat she attracts black holes"

"What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes? I dino-bore! . I'm sorry."

"According to the white girl weather report, today will be ""suuuuper duper sunny"" with a high of ""ughhhh"" and a low of ""fuh-reezing!"""

"This little piggy went to the market This little piggy stayed home This little piggy spread a swine flu virus And killed 250 million people"

"I remember 2016 As if it were a normal year."