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Joke of the Day

"This little piggy went to the market This little piggy stayed home This little piggy spread a swine flu virus And killed 250 million people"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the food before it was cool..."

"My son fed half of the petting zoo. That was the best way to dispose of the body."

"Did you hear about the dating website for old people? ""I've Fallen In Love And I Can't Get Up"""

"Case closed Cop: ""Did you kill this man?"" Me: ""No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."""

"A snake walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""How did you do that?"""

"So I found out about this huge magnet near my house. It's called a Walmart and it pulls all the fat people in my town close to it."

"A professional limboer walks into a bar. He was disqualified from the competition."

"I asked a chinese girl for her number And she said "" SEX SEX SEX! FREE SEX TONIGHT! I replied ""wow!"" Then, her friend said ""I'm sorry, she meant, 6663629."

"What is the definition of a farmer!? Someone who is out-standing in his field!"