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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes? I dino-bore! . I'm sorry."
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"I'm coming out with a workout video called ""Beached Whale Body"". It's just a video of me sitting on my recliner with my computer on my lap and phone in hand."
"Dave was hard at work It was really quite awkward for his female coworkers."
"What's invisible and smells like bananas? ....Monkey farts"
"A friend is in jail and I can't help feeling partially responsible because I framed him for murder."
"What do boobs and margaritas have in common? One is not enough. Three is to many."
"I've been ""watching my weight"" and, rest assured, it's still there."
"[Michael Cera knocked backwards by ejecting toast]"
"Auto-correct is so crazy now a days... My mom meant to text me 'I love you' but it auto corrected to 'You're a disappointment.'"
"When 2 people have sex it's called a twosome. When 3 people do it it's called a threesom I guess that's why they call me handsome... Edit: front page! Everyone hating on my joke can suck it"