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Joke of the Day

"I got an anti-gravity book at barnes and noble today. it's impossible to put down."

"I think Helen Keller said it best when she said. ."

"My girlfriend is going to leave me... because of my poker addiction... I think she's bluffing."

"I lost the Sore Loser Award last night... It's okay. The guy who won really deserved it and there is always next year."

"I saw my brother kiss my uncle today. I'm starting to think he's relatively gay."

"I named my phone ""The Titanic...."" So when I plug it in to charge it says, ""The Titanic is syncing"""

"There are 10 kinds of people Those who know binary and those who don't"

"Have you seen the documentary on Freddie Mercury's butthole? It's called ""Under Pressure""."

"I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life."

"What do you call a woman in the living room? A tourist."