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Joke of the Day
"What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time? Pumps cream into tarts."
Next Joke
"Monica Blue Knock knock. Whos there? Monica Blue. Monica Blue who? Bill Clinton."
"My Iraqi friend skyped me today Something hilarious must've been happening because I kept hearing ""Hahahahallahu hahahkbar"" and then what sounded like party poppers. Abdul sure is a mad one."
"What happened when Curiosity took Accusation out on a date? She aroused suspicion."
"Here is a horrible insult. You look good."
"After 9 months and 347 pics of you being pregnant you REALLY only need to post one pic of the baby as proof. We believe you."
"What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids? Child custardy"
"What is Ahmed Mohamed's favorite band? Dethklok"
"A guy with a gun walks into a bar.. ""Which one of you fuckers slept with my wife?!"" A voice from the back shouted ""I don't think you have enough bullets, mate"""
"I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming ""KITT!"" When he can't find his car."