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Joke of the Day

"I know where you live In a house"

"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"RIP Robin Williams I dont think hes coming back through a board game this time though"

"How has Gordon Ramsey come to have so many children?? FUCKING RAAAWWWW!!"

"You know when motorcyclists give a little wave to each other, I do that when I see someone else eating in their car."

"How do you help a choking pig? With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course"

"They asked me earlier today what is beer made of Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts."

"If Linkin Park was to describe photons: ""[...] But in the end, it isn't even matter."""

"It's gonna be ok."

"How well did the sailor do in school? Not bad actually, he got high 'C's."