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Joke of the Day

"A photon checks into a hotel... ...and the bellhop asks ""can i help with your luggage?"" The photon replies ""I don't have any. I'm traveling light."""

"Him: Sir, you don't have the experience or fitness to be a fireman. Me: But, I got a mustache! Him: That's cat fur attached with frosting."

"What's the best thing to come out of Oklahoma? Southbound 35."

"Why'd the British man cross the ocean? Freedom."

"Women wanted him, men wanted to be him, geese were skeptical"

"Q: What does a king do when he burps? A: He issues a royal pardon."

"You can learn a lot from a woman wielding a knife. For example, your top running speed."

"Vending machines kill more people every year than sharks Obviously, how's a vending machine going to kill a shark?"

"My friend asked if I knew what kind of sweater he was wearing. I said I had no idea, he said ""Guess."" ""Hollister?"" ""No. Guess."" ""North face?"" ""No... Guess"" I sill don't know."

"There's no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose."