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Joke of the Day

"My neighbor's burglar alarm goes off so often that people just ignore it. On the upside, their new plasma TV looks great in my living room."

"I hate using abbreviations idk y i h8 it doe"

"Why can't bicycles stand up on their own? Because they're two tired!"

"My stats teacher told me I was average. I thought that was mean."

"If you leave your iphone unattended I will tell Siri to kill you in your sleep."

"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross Country."

"Why do Trumpler supporters think he's honest? He told them he would be ""fourthreich"" and they misheard."

"Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)"

"Why did the librarian hush the mime? Because actions speak louder than words."

"And then God said: Let women have infallible memory. But technology said: And screenshots, just in casies."