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Joke of the Day
"Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)"
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"How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"
"""Officer, what can you tell us about the break in at the bakery today?"" ""Man I've seen all kinds of thieves in my career, but this one takes the cake"""
"I wish instead of Grammar Nazis there were Grammar Angels. They'd quietly whisper, ""Baby, you made a mistake. Let me fix it for you. -hug-"""
"Classic. Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? A: Big hands."
"Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers."
"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny!"
"Molestation Such a touchy subject"
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
"Did you hear the story of the Rabbi who lifted his synagogue into the air with a bunch of balloons? He brew up."