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Joke of the Day

"Who's the most popular guy on a nude beach? The one who shows up with a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee."

"Did you hear the one about the deaf kid? Neither did he."

"Which side of a horse has the most hair? The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! ~Skip"

"Customer: Waiter this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good we love repeat business."

"A vampire walks into a bar... and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks ""I thought you guys only drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, ""I'm making tea."""

"""Maybe like a tiny bed for your face."" - pillow pitch meeting"

"What's different between Asians and Caucasians? We're opposites in terms of erections and math class - one's hard for each of us, while the other isn't."

"What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day? His mom."

"What musical group is Jesus most afraid of? Nine Inch Nails"

"Pessimist: This can't get any worse. Optimist: Yes it can!"