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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to join the ""P"" club? Congratulations, ur-ine!"
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"If Earth was a rented apartment, ain't NOOOO WAAAAAY we're getting our security deposit back."
"What's the tragedy with little people? They lead such short lives."
"What's red and goes ""Oh, Oh, Oh!""? Santa walking backwards."
"[sliding $5 to the zookeeper] Maybe one of those penguins ends up in my car?"
"So Charlie Sheen is HIV Positive... Looks like all the tiger blood was tainted."
"What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter? Boo! T"
"What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty? Will you be my grill friend?"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than a dinner for two."
"I like how when you pull down on a paper towel dispenser you either get half a paper towel or half the roll."