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Joke of the Day
"Your call is very important to us. So please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo."
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"What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs is both the same."
"Worst things the parents do in Home Alone: 3. Never punish Buzz 2. Forget one of their kids 1. Try to make everyone drink milk with pizza"
"We woke up to a noise. I grabbed a bat. He grabs a can of body spray. ""Really? Gunna make this burglar irresistible to women huh?"""
"I ordered at a Reddit Deli I messed up and ordered the wrong sub."
"If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex to move back in. That would be the longest 3 months of my life."
"I love Halloween It's the only time of the year I'm not questioned for giving out sweets to small children."
"What do you call someone who sells sex in exchange for spaghetti? A pastatute."
"A nurse takes a rectal thermometer from her jacket pocket ""Great. Some arsehole's got my pen"""
"What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache."