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Joke of the Day

"Two atoms walk into a party at the Large Hadron Collider... It was full of nerds so they split."

"I just saw a commercial that invited me to watch more of it on the internet! Bc That's the problem w/commercials! They're not long enough!"

"Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"I guess it's good Hillary didn't win... It would be kinda awkward for her to be sitting behind the desk that Monica was under."

"My roommate is 3 days younger than me so ive gotten in the habit of saying ""when i was your age.."" and then describing what i did 3 days ago"

"Review about the movie ""Ip Man"" (1/5) Disappointing. Totally not about networking or computer. Just some random Chinese guy hitting people."

"I didn't realise how lonely I was... I didn't realise how lonely I was, until I decided my favourite sexual position was right-handed."

"Donald Trump can't take any criticism... At this point he's such a pussy about it he may as well just grab himself."

"What happened when a whore house caught on fire? Some came out running, others ran out coming."

"I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said ""WHERE ?"""