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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldn't complain"
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"How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom? None because they pee sitting down."
"What do you call a sauna massage? A saussage"
"My kids saw a painting of Jesus & both thought it was Bob Marley. Clearly, I'm going to hell. My kids don't know what Bob Marley looks like"
"I realized that if a girl were to say ""don't rape me"" with her teeth knocked out it would sound a lot like ""doe ray me""... Either way it's music to my ears! Credit: comedian Shawn Pearlman"
"On went on a cruise last week and fell into... the Aft hole. I was stuck in that aft hole for two weeks. Source: Impractical Jokers"
"How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread? He felt pain."
"Did you hear about the circus performance gone wrong? The lion tamer was mauled, it was in tents."
"I've fallen in love with a fellow ventriloquist's doll. But she's already spoken for."
"What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with? A TACK"