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Joke of the Day
"What is Saturn's favorite movie? Lord of the Rings."
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"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Jerkey"
"Why do people eat carrots to help their eyesight? They should be eating oranges because they have vitamin C. haha"
"A stranger called me the other day and told me to meet him at the cemetery at midnight. What a fucktard. He didn't even come."
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Pattie"
"My therapist told me cats are not babys, so i let my let my baby shit in his office."
"I met my soulmate. She didn't."
"New to reddit so thought I'd start by sharing one of my favourite jokes. When is a pixie not a pixie? When he's got his head up a faeries skirt, then he's a goblin!"
"Not to brag, but they know me by name at the liquor store and the police station."
"If you don't think monkeys are adorable, then you can suck macaque."