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Joke of the Day

"Why did the snail draw an ""S"" on the side of his car? So that when he drove by people could say, ""Look at that escargot!"""

"Did the Deer have any doe? he had 2 Bucks"

"the difference between driving drunk and high drunk drivers run red lights stoned drivers wait for stop signs to turn green"

"How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden"

"What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler? A flat minor"

"To all the Bernie supporters... This isn't the first time a Clinton has left a bad taste in someone's mouth."

"Saying ""bukkake"" when people sneeze is the new ""gezundheit"", honest."

"Why doesn't Sherlock Holmes pay any income tax? Because he makes so many brilliant deductions."

"Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun. He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun?"

"A child asks his dad... Child: ""Dad, how high is that building?"" Building: ""If I'm already built, why am I called a building?"" Dad: ""Pretty damn high."""