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Joke of the Day

"For Christmas my mum bought me a t-shirt saying, ""I'm a nudist."" I haven't worn it yet."

"What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke? One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy."

"If being drunk before 3pm on a Friday is wrong, I never want to be right."

"What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Cow. Cow who? COWWHOBUNGA DUDE ._."

"What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary? An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names..."

"I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER LIVE I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms."

"Bees disappearing is worrisome because of the environment but also there's the possibility of invisible bees."

"What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up? Garry Oldman."

"Billion dollar idea: Make a prescription drug that gets rid of the side effects of all of the other prescription drugs."