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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it ""Ham Hocks""."
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"Supermarket Workers So this woman comes to the meat section of a supermarket and asks the butcher if he has any brain, and he responds with: ""Miss, if I had a brain I wouldn't be working here"""
"You know I think Fight Club is pretty underrated. Nobody talks about it these days"
"The world isn't going to end tomorrow... It's not on my calendar."
"I like my women like I like my vegetables: healthy and steaming hot..No, wait. I mean unconscious and lacking any cognitive function."
"Why don't Jehovah's witnesses celebrate Halloween? They don't appreciate strangers coming up to their door."
"Yesterday my dad told me if he saw me on the computer latenight again... He would smash my head into my keyHDJbdvxhjJDKLXUXBgshdjcmcnGxcNdnckcoNcbcjxndbcjcjkxndJdhhshdbdn"
"What is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat? Wendy's"
"I think it's a shame that young people today no longer even know why we celebrate Halloween. None of us would be here today if Jesus hadn't slain that fucking giant pumpkin."
"My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight... She needs to lighten up."